June 2012
Plot twist: she actually does go here.
membranes:
sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room
imthedad:
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
edgur:
walking in the grass is so fine
don’t need shoes in the summertime
Watchhua-cha:
stripesandteeth:
micthemicrophone:
dotoriii:
hootaloo:
its-alex-s:
oh my god
oh my god
dog ym ho
dog my ho
akjhfsdf….why does this…feel so familar…….
god my oh
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
mottsgoddamnit:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves
sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
