Plot twist: she actually does go here.
membranes: sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
edgur: walking in the grass is so fine don’t need shoes in the summertime
hua-cha: stripesandteeth: micthemicrophone: dotoriii: hootaloo: its-alex-s: oh my god oh my god dog ym ho dog my ho akjhfsdf….why does this…feel so familar……. god my oh
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
mottsgoddamnit: masturbatewithacheesegrater: Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable