May 2012
welpyeah:
laurenamore:
everets:
bon appetit actually comes from the latin, boner appetite, meaning “hungry for that dick meat”
FALSE. It ACTUALLY comes from the French “bon” meaning “good” “appetit” meaning “appetite”. I live in south Louisiana where Creole French is spoken and I have French heritage. My grandfather used to say this to me before every meal.
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
April 2012
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
my reaction to everything: omg
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
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chickentatum:
the we-haven’t-spoken-in-8-months-but-i-need-the-math-homework text of shame
most people: lol lazy sunday
me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
lankarrogance:
if you don’t read my tags
then i guess you’re gonna miss the
panty raid
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no
I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
vinegartits:
and im like.
